OK. I Am A Narcissist.
Between 12 and 15 is average.
Celebrities often score closer to 18.
Narcissists score over 20.
Because you scored 18 or higher, you may want to check out the symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder.
Sure, lets check these symptoms
Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
I do have a grandiose sense of self-importance.
But its more of a responsibility thing. You know that spiderman saying. With great superpowers also comes great sex. Being in charge = being responsible = being important = having it big. Thats as clear as day.
What I dont do is take credit where its not due. So the “exaggerates achievements and talents” is bullcrap. As long as I have some air and some territory to piss on, Im fine.
Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
Im not preoccupied. I´ll make it happen.
Believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
Im a freak if that´s what you mean. And I relate better to other freaks. Now if you want to call me special, thank you.
So its more about awareness and owning yourself and your decisions and looking / living outside of the norm – that makes me a freak, while the mainstream culture and wisdom resembles zombieland.
The value through association is another no-go. Mostly because all these so called special institutions / high status people are obviously beneath of me. If we get associated I AM THE ONE giving value. Alpha 101.
Requires excessive admiration
I dont require it, it just happens.
Has a very strong sense of entitlement, e.g., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
Nah. You get what you pay for, or get what you deserve. I dont have a dick of gold. Its not made of gold, I swear. You can take your hand out of my pants now.
Is exploitative of others, e.g., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
Nah. Exploitment done by anyone on anyone, it pisses me off. Im more likely to be fighting these fuckers.
Lacks empathy, e.g., is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
If all the sacred empathy of the the universe circled around a powerful magical spot and suddenly materialized as a big holy huge thick and happy marvelous cock, that would be me. I love you.
Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
I forgot how it feels to “envy”. Not in my lexicon. I dont register it either.
Regularly shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
Errrr. You got me.
So whatever. Am I a Narcissist? if so Im all over the place. How come I dont have the nasty traits, yet I score 21? who do I think I am? how will our hero resolve this dilemma?
Anyway, take that test and share the results. Im curious.