Rivelino is back with a story, from the comments.:
modern feminism on the soccer field
- just another reason why i hate american women
- feminism rears its ugly head yet again
- should girls even play sports??
- hit me you fat bitch
- just like that indian reality tv show
- what the fuck is going on with american women
- can american women get any more aggressive?? i say no.
- this is exactly what yohami was talking about
anyway, let’s get on with the story.
so i play on three soccer teams, all three are coed. on my sunday team, they have all played together for a while now. the captain, eric, is a nice guy, but a total beta. he is chubby and he barely plays. he just is more or less the organizer. he does it to have friends.
so this is only my second season with the team, and while i like the team, i don’t exactly “click” with them, because they are more lowbrow. more like go to hooters and get drunk type of people.
so our game today, we are playing our arch rivals, the team we lost to in the championship last season. we have a new player adonis who is very good. he plays semi professional. eric likes to recruit top talent.
adonis is always picking fights though, and likes to play rough, even with the female players, and with the ref. he is belligerent. takes the game way too seriously.
so in the first half we are playing well, and up 2-0. then adonis runs over a female player, and the captain of the other team rushes adonis and they almost get into a fight but our captain eric separates them. the ref for some reason ejects both adonis and the other team captain, who like eric, doesn’t play much, just likes to be captain.
without adonis, and with only one male substitute, we start getting tired. by halftime it is 2-2.
second half, they switch me from midfield to defense, because our male defender is tired. so i am playing with amber, this fat, squat, short female blonde with attitude. i actually had not played with her before, but later i find out she has played with the team for a while.
we are playing a 2-3-2, meaning me and amber are the only two defenders. our midfield is tired, and so we are getting a lot of fast breaks coming our way, with numbers against us, and usually at my side, the right side. amber starts ripping on me, yelling at me, and telling me not to be scared of the ball. wtf??
she is doing this because like a good defender, i don’t overcommit, especially when the other team is attacking with more players than we had to defend. the strategy there is to slow down the attack until the midfielders can come back to help defend.
amber like a good feminist cunt, likes to play really aggressive, which is dangerous. she is not a bad defender, mind you — for a girl — but her yelling at me is really pissing me off.
finally i start talking back. not a good idea. amber is the worst kind of woman, an angry feminist who is channeling A LOT of masculine energy. she thinks she is better than me, has no idea what is going on, and is getting frustrated that we are now losing 4-2, none of the goals being my fault, and in fact them being more her fault than anyone else’s. but still, she has to let out her anger, and once i start talking back, she has a target.
she overcommits two more times, and we got scored on two more times, so now it is 6-2, and i can’t help but jab back at her — i told you not to overcommit! i tell her — but that is not a good idea.
amber literally starts threatening me with violence. she says, shut the fuck up or i will go over there and slap you! then she adds, i will hit you! — and i can’t believe what i am hearing.
has american feminism come to this?? do american girls now relish getting off on threats of violence, to men twice their size?? wtf is going on here?
i don’t know what to do, so ignore her. but the other team hears her yelling at me and threating to slap me, and they of course start laughing. it is incredibly embarrassing and humiliating for me, and i am in shock that it is even happening.
immediately i think of the indian reality tv show that yohami posted, and how i am completely shackled. there is nothing i can do. frame control can’t help me now. i screwed up by being reactive initially — even though she kept on yelling at me to “play better defense” when i was playing excellent defense, and SHE was the weak link in the defense — and the fact that adonis get kicked out, everyone our team was tired, we were playing our arch rival — it was a bad situation.
still — threats of violence?? and she loved it too. cause she KNEW that i could do nothing about it. it was JUST like yohami talked about. the world is now officially upside down.
the game ends. i am so angry that i make a great run right before the end of the game and almost score — but don’t. i didn’t help that i didn’t play my best game — and it turns out that i guess amber is “entrenched” in the team — so i have a lot less value than she does — and after the game, i go up to our captain and say, eric, what’s up with your girl?, and typical beta, he replies:
“bro, we have some STRONG women on this team, and i have learned not to talk back to them, it’s just not a good idea. and now we have people mad at you for talking back to her, and this is my sunday, and i don’t want drama.”
he literally then goes around and invites everyone else to go to hooters after the game, but doesn’t mention it to me.
so that’s my sunday afternoon story. fucking short fat amber, built like a truck, fueled by feminist rage, going off on me, telling me she is going to slap me and hit me, i mean, seriously.
can you IMAGINE anything like this 5o years ago? 100 years ago?
maybe coed leagues are a bad idea overall, because it does get kinda aggressive, and sometimes i have to knock over a girl because she is in my way — and she gets in my way ON PURPOSE because she wants to play the victim, and sometimes the ref calls it the guy’s way, sometimes the girl’s way.
yeah, girls should play with girls, guys with guys. a little mystery, people.
and should girls even be playing sports?? back when i was a beta, i bought into all those nike commercials — “if you let me play, i will be less likely to be raped” etc etc — now i think that is all bullshit. girls should play tennis and that’s it. even tennis, which does give girls great legs, may make their backs to big.
fuck sports. BALLET MOTHERFUCKER. girls should do ballet and dance and cheerleading.
end of story.